Author Archive for The Other CJ

TOCJ speaks to CJ on the new subsite. TOCJ is forced, by unknown forces, to speak in a somehow normal, somewhat part-professional manner.
TOCJ: So with me is CJ, or “grandaudiomaster”, so proclaimed.
CJ: Hi.
TOCJ: But I never said “hi”.
CJ: …
TOCJ: Okay, hi. Am I pretty awesome tonight or what? Look at my dress!
CJ: …
TOCJ: Beautiful beyond [...]


Cover, Song, Artiste & Album
Review & Rating

Lovebug
Jonas Brothers
A Little Bit Longer
TOCJ: OOOOOH YEESSSS!
CJ: OOOOOH NNOOO!
TOCJ: MY BABIES!!!!!!!
CJ: MY EARSSS!!!!!
TOCJ: FISH YOU, MISTER LONER CJ. NONE OF YOU FOUL MOUTH AND WORDS CAN COME BETWEEN ME AND MY JONASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!
CJ: Actually, this song is quite alright.
TOCJ: *GASPS
CJ: Comparsions with Jack Johnson may be a little too much, [...]


Splitting conflicts never end.

Cover, Song, Artiste & Album
Review & Rating

Numba 1 (Tide Is High)
Kardinal Offishall featuring Keri Hilson
Not 4 Sale
The Other CJ: THHHIS SONNNG ISSS PERRRFEEECCCCTTT!
CJ: Poor The Paragons. Bad cover.
TOCJ: A CLLUUUUUBBBB BANNNGGGERRRR!!!
CJ: I feel disturbed, for the future generations.
TOCJ: I WANNNNNNA STTTTRRRRRIPPPPP!!!!!
CJ: Keri Hilson better saves herself soon enough.
TOCJ: MUSST GGGOO ZZZZOUUUKKK TONNNIGGGHT!!!!
CJ: [...]


SOOOO I AMMM BAACCCCK, (cause I am running low on cash, and this seemed to be the only job that is paying my daily expenses of a regular Louis Vuitton item, so tadah!) and CJ says this is the perfect post for me to write, though I see no issue with it, cause you know [...]


Conflicting.

Cover, Song & Artiste
Review & Rating

Angel In The Night
Basshunter
Now You’re Gone – The Album
I may like it if I’m 16, a hooligan and still totally into Zouk. For those aged above, it may be an insult to their minds.
Check out the video here.

Another Way To Die
Jack White & Alicia Keys
Quantum Of Solace (Soundtrack)
Theme song for [...]