Christmas-y: Deck The Halls, Covered.

DECK THE HALLS

Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Ain’t got no work and not being holy,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

This may sound like I am trying to be funny,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
But though sometimes horny, but ain’t not corny,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

Time to suck on all that candies,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
And do a Katy Perry and kiss all trannies,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

Now where’s that Santa, all fat and lonely,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
I like to kick him and steal all his money,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

All the families, friends, all fake, all happy,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
I’d rather have a beer and get all crappy,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

But have a merry merry Christmas,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
A merry, merry, merry Christmas (cause there’s too much complications in rhyming with Christmas)
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

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Have yourself a merry little Christmas.

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